Never Say Die summary (and a quick EQ update)

[ladyabaxa]

Here's the quick, fewer then 15 word summary of my NaNoWriMo planned novel:

 

A bland duo must survive curses, otherworldly beings, and the daily grind.

And then of course there's the heavily word-padded version below:

Here is a tale of two ordinary people going about their daily lives who are swept up by accident into extraordinary circumstances when someone they hardly know and would just as soon run over stupidly releases a member of the Fair Folk to cackle in glee and fling curses on humans for amusement and whose motives they begin to question as all manner of unusual beings crawl out of the woodwork including but not limited to:  zombies, midget faeries, werewolves, generic henchmen, various states of undeath that don’t include zombification, glow-in-the-dark piñatas (not included), the oozing manifestations of the incarnate elder gods, dancing chickens, the hint system, magic users capable of calling forth demons from the lowest pits of the underworld, a plane jumping cat, giant bloodthirsty animals, botany that defies the laws of genetics, something that has rented this space but hasn’t moved in yet, talking guinea pigs, psychic projections that speak only in long-winded speeches, the thing that goes ping whenever you score in Pinball, mutant squirrels, and the letter S.

EDIT:

I also updated my profile to include my Everquest character magelos.  Why?  Because I could.

http://eq.magelo.com/profile/1188650
and
http://eq.magelo.com/profile/1333379

Yes, I used to 2-box but I haven't been doing that for a few months now.  2-boxing was killing my joints and I'm broke so no Everquest for the forseeable future.  /cry